Surfing through my Ipod I found a song I haven't heard in forever! Blame the Viking, by Ceann, is an interesting, and very funny song. I laughed so hard the first time I heard it. I can't garuntee the quality of this video but they don't have a better one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oCNYQcttuc
On to the lyrics!!!! And since NO ONE seems to have the lyrics for this song, I have to type them myself -_-
Hope you appreciate this.
"Stroke! (x16)
Who left the water running? Why are there no ice cubes? Who's been squeezing toothpaste from the middle of the tube? Who opened up the mail, left it in disarray? Who left the car in neutral, before it rolled away?
Well, you blame me, and I blame the Viking. And I'm pretty sure that answer, must not be to your liking. But it's not a game, I'm not avoiding blame. The Viking said he did it, that he's sorry, that he's ashamed.
Who used a metal fork, in your new Teflon pan? Who drank right from the bottle of the milk that you just bought? Who tracked their muddy boots across the brand new rug? Left a stain on the coffee table from a giant coffee mug?
And you blame me, and I blame the Viking. And I’m pretty sure that answer must not be to your liking. But it’s not a game, I’m not avoiding blame. The Viking said he did it, that he’s sorry, that he’s ashamed.
'Cause I know a Viking, but you don’t believe me. And maybe if you met him this would be a lot more easy in the end. And sure he’s a bit clumsy, but he’s not imaginary. And he’s relatively nice for a blood thirsty mercenary. He’s not pretend, 'cause that Viking, he’s my friend.
Stroke! (x16)
Who never cleans their dishes? Who left the oven on? Who uses pens on crosswords, and gets the answers wrong? Who left the sink all covered with clippings from their beard? Who got you pregnant last year and then just disappeared?
Well you blame me, and I blame the Viking. But I’m pretty sure that answer, must not be to your liking. But it’s not a game, I’m not avoiding blame. The Viking said he did it, that he’s sorry, that he’s ashamed.
But I know a Viking, and you don’t believe me. And maybe if you met him this would be a lot more easy in the end. And sure he’s a bit clumsy, but he’s not imaginary. And he’s relatively nice, for a blood thirsty mercenary. He’s not pretend, 'cause that Viking he’s my friend.
Stroke! (x16)
And they don’t drink beer from skulls. And they never wore horned hats. And if I don’t know a Viking personally then you tell me… How the hell did I know that?
Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! How the hell did I know that? (x16)
Cause I know a Viking, but you don’t believe me. And maybe if you met him his would be a lot more easy in the end. And sure he’s a bit clumsy, but he’s not imaginary. And he’s relatively nice, for a blood thirsty mercenary. He’s not pretend, 'cause that Viking he’s my friend."~Ceann.
This song is starting to get on my nerves after listening to it 15 times or so. Glad to have a change of pace with Body Language by Jesse McCartney. But I love Blame the Viking, as long as I don't listen to it too many times. It's a great change of pace from the music these days. Fun and catchy, Blame the Viking is great for anyone that like humor in music and somewhat Celtic feel to it. I do believe they are Irish, but I'm not entirely sure. Their song, Pretty on the Inside, is also a humorous change of pace.
"You're really nice. You're great to talk to, always got advice. You're really neat. You've got a top shelf personality. You make me laugh. You've got a focused career path. You like to read. You're really smart, you're even smarter than me.
You're pretty on the inside, and that's better than not pretty at all. You're pretty on the inside. Too bad I'm an outside kind of pretty guy.
You're never late, you're punctual, but I can't concentrate. 'Cause your friend is hot, and you're really not Now half my night's shot from talking to you. And what would you do if I was ugly as you? You'd probably be talking to my friend, too. Perhaps you could send a good word to your friend, 'cause that's the sort of thing you people do.
You're pretty on the inside, and that's better than not pretty at all. You're pretty on the inside, too bad I'm an outside kind of pretty guy.
You're really sweet ...on paper you're the kind of girl I'd like to meet. But look at your face, it's a disgrace. You're ass is falling out all over the place. May I recommend having less hot friends who'll loan you some cash to lose the mustache. They'll make you look great in a comparative state, but don't let anyone tell you that you're not
Pretty on the inside, 'cause that's better than not pretty at all. You're pretty on the inside, too bad I'm an outside kind of pretty guy.
You're pretty on the inside, and that's better than not pretty at all. You're pretty on the inside, too bad I'm an outside kind of pretty guy."~Ceann.
In ways, this song is really mean. But I find it funny in other ways. It's an interesting song anyways.
These songs were played in my German class last year, and I liked them. So I downloaded them and started exploring Ceann's other music. It's all joking of course, but alot of it is really funny. I love the change of pace from everyday life. This is kinda like the stuff no one wants to say but everyone is thinking. I like how blatantly honest they are. It's a refreshing change of pace.
Bottom's Up by Trey Songz and Nicki Minaj came on and I'm rocking out in my chair again. I'm no good at dancing, but I do it all the time alone in my room. I sing, too, but I'm no good. If I have music on in the morning you can bet I'm singing along and dancing around my room as I get ready to face the day.
Anyways, Ceann brings a new view to the world. The view that everyone is thinking about but no one wants to say. ;)
Signing off and hoped you liked listening,
X~WesternWriter~X